No, I don't live in a castle, especially not in a Hairy Potter one. I live in a dark cellar hole.
No, I don't have any children, not to mention grandchildren. I have 4 nephews, and thats about enough for me, I don't get along with kids very well.
Step, Youp, you two call me a grandma one more time, and I'll have your heads on a silver platter. ^w^