I was thankful that a bogus event that transpired ages ago could net me 3 day holiday, but I came to the realization that saturdays and sundays don't really count when I'm adding up how many days are in a holiday (since I get those days off normally). I also noted that I don't have any classes on fridays because of how I set up my schedule, so fridays don't count either. From this I realized I gained absolutely nothing from Thanksgiving, save for a dry turkey that no one enjoyed.
And, no, going to a formal Thanksgiving party, WITH NO CHICKEN BAKES
that spans the entire thursday does not count as a holiday.
I retract my statement, I'm not thankful for Dryturkingnochickenbakes.
Though, back on topic, I'm thankful because: