Happy hostile-takeover-of-lands day
 

TO MY FAVORITE ONLY GUILD.
Hope you all go into a coma from turkey.

THAT'S THE NICEST THING YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME, jk

Happy gobble gobble day everyone :py16:

Fat pants: Check.

HAPPY FAT DAY

MAY YOU ALL JOIN ME IN PIGDOM

THANK YoU

Casserole-day 2012: Check.

I'm Asian, I am incapable of gaining weight. （　´_ゝ`）

i m asian and you lie.

I thought you were white
wtf, I've been living a lie

^ hahahahaa

Buta is buta :>

--

I ate some pork chops yesterday, are we still friends buta? ;_;

WE DEMAND SACRIFICE

and wtf have you seen a white pig before?

I SWEAR YOU SAID YOU WERE WHITE ONCE
AND YOU PLAY GUITAR?
IN A BAND? ? ?
THERE'S PLENTY OF FAT WHITE PEOPLE

buta, I'm so confused by this. This is a bigger surprise than discovering Santa isn't real.

I FULL BLOWN ASIAN
IT'S LIKE AIDS, BUT ASIAN
WHERE DID BAND COME FROM
I'M LONER

what about finding out bridget was a guy or samus was a girl?

I don't think most things compare to learning Bridget was a guy.

i play the violin

"play"
"violin"
;)))))))))))))))

Wow, thanks for upholding the stereotype.