One, two, unbuckle your pants.
Three, four, open the zip.
Five, six, whip out your ruler.
Seven, eight, put it in my hand.
Nine, ten, take the measurements!
I made this sewing rhyme up. Isn't this fabulous? Makes your heart go Doki Doki? Read it to your childrens', children, child, kid, kiddy lad.
Life beyond the binaries.