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Hi there! My name is SlowBro but some know me as Mongo. I, like many of you, sometimes get the urge to vent my frustrations or dump my intellectual diarrhea all over the internet. To keep with the theme : it seems I have found my toilet. If you wish to waste alot of time for basically nothing in return, then by all means read my blog.

ATTN: Bicycle tire thief

Posted 09-17-2010 at 12:24 AM by SlowBro (Mongo's super emo blog.)

Instead of jacking my back tire at 3am how about you take the whole thing. I'm left with a shell of a bike and it's depressing to even look at it. If I knew that somewhere out there someone was enjoying the bike as a whole I wouldn't care as much

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My sister got engaged to some arrogant bum.

Posted 08-23-2010 at 11:35 PM by SlowBro (Mongo's super emo blog.)

First off, anyone that knows me knows that I love my sister to death in the way that a true brother should. We grew up doing everything together and even plotted to run away from home and live on our own when we were rebellious teens. I kicked her bullies' asses and spent a whole month visiting her and teaching her the curriculum she was missing when she was hospitalized. Suffice it to say that she is my kawaii kawaii imouto that nobody will ever hurt and live to tell the tale.

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gd melted chocolate bars

Posted 08-19-2010 at 01:53 AM by SlowBro (Mongo's super emo blog.)

I hate going to the store and buying something that I probably shouldn't be eating at my age and it melts in the wrapper. More specifically, this tasty treat of reese's peanut butter cups melted in that mini muffin cup thing. Now I have to eat it like an animal or freeze it for later. Serves me right for putting it in my pocket t_t

This blargh doesn't seem like it's long enough. Not like there are official standards for these things, are there? Well I cbf to look that shit up...

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My dumb thoughts #1

Posted 08-19-2010 at 01:40 AM by SlowBro (Mongo's super emo blog.)

Did you guys ever wonder if god made us with a set of skill points to be distributed at birth? Like everyone gets the same amount of points but some people get them allocated terribly and end up like Stephen Hawking, Megan Fox, etc. Pretty much everyone is born into some general class like your typical warrior, mage, archer, or thief and the world just drives you to keep pumping future skill points into your starting class. Sure your parents say you can be whatever you want to be, but if you...

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ATTN: Bicycle tire thief

My sister got engaged to some arrogant bum.

gd melted chocolate bars

My dumb thoughts #1

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