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You take my sanity, I take your acorns.

Posted 09-25-2010 at 08:35 PM by Seru
A few hours ago my roommate found my stash of acorns/various wild nuts. He stared at me in a curious manner, as he sifted through the bag. I really didn't feel like explaining myself, but since my roommate told me the story of how he managed to run into an automatic door at Target I felt like I had to even the score. Now I'll let you all in on how my collecting of acorns began.

It was about 2 years ago, I was reading Harry Potter under a tree in my back yard. Before I knew it, a wild squirrel appeared. So I put my book down, stood up and did what any human would do. I ran to catch it.

In all previous cases of my failed attempts to try and catch a squirrel they usually ran away. This was the exception. My sprint towards the squirrel soon became a slow prance, as I was confounded by the squirrels lack of response. Than like an obese child climbing a rope in gym class, it snapped. The squirrel raged towards me, and I was still slowly moving forward at him. I have never feared something so cute in my life till that moment. In a matter of seconds he was a matter of inches in front of me. Like an involuntary response, my right foot launched forward and punted him a few feet away from me.

The squirrel got up unphased by my wimpy kick, stared at me and ran off. At that moment I thought I would never see that squirrel again, till the next morning when I awoke to a squirrel perched outside my window staring at me. I am now convinced that I have begun a lifelong war with this squirrel. And because I know I would lose hand to paw combat with this squirrel I collect any acorn/wild nut I find to hinder it's chance of survival.

After I told this to my roommate, he told me the squirrel managed to steal my sanity when I kicked it. Well now squirrel you may have my sanity, but I have 20 acorns/variety of wild nuts. Winter coming soon, and I know you smart enough to smell out the pile of food, at that moment I'll activate my trap card.

Well there my blog for the day, I'll try to make my next one a lot shorter :x

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  1. Sandrie's Avatar
    Uhm, just a warning for the future, wild squirrels are usually rabid or have some other undesirable disease. ;_;
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    Posted 09-25-2010 at 08:50 PM by Sandrie Sandrie is offline
  2. Seru's Avatar
    ^ that's true ;o;... guess I'll test squirrel rabies against modern medicine.
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    Posted 09-25-2010 at 09:03 PM by Seru Seru is offline
  3. Torikakae's Avatar
    Better a squirrel than a raccoon....
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    Posted 09-25-2010 at 09:53 PM by Torikakae Torikakae is offline
  4. Seru's Avatar
    your right I'd never be able to survive against those card throwing and farting fiends
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    Posted 09-25-2010 at 10:02 PM by Seru Seru is offline
  5. Torikakae's Avatar
    And the rabies~ Don't forget the rabies~
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    Posted 09-25-2010 at 10:09 PM by Torikakae Torikakae is offline
  6. HolyAbyssal's Avatar
    Iunno, I found this interesting. lol.
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    Posted 09-26-2010 at 03:57 PM by HolyAbyssal HolyAbyssal is offline
  7. Mitchi's Avatar
    Raccoons...ugh you don't want to mess with raccoons. They can be pretty scary if you're on their turf x-x
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    Posted 09-27-2010 at 02:19 AM by Mitchi Mitchi is offline
  8. SOC's Avatar
    LOLOLOLOL awesome story.

    I lol'd so hard.

    What if those acorns you're collecting are actually ones he's leaving for you, and he sprayed his mind-altering disease on it and you're actually falling for his trap?
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    Posted 09-27-2010 at 08:34 AM by SOC SOC is offline
  9. BriGuy92's Avatar
    Or maybe his trap involves your trap, which he's got a body double hired to fall into. And he's actually just a mastermind who is out to make humans look ridiculous collecting nuts.
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    Posted 09-27-2010 at 09:49 AM by BriGuy92 BriGuy92 is offline
  10. Seru's Avatar
    ^ glad I collected 4 more acorns today before reading these ;o;
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    Posted 09-27-2010 at 12:59 PM by Seru Seru is offline
  11. Adun's Avatar
    Yeah it definitely stole your sanity.

    Apparently you can try eating them too, if it's worth it.
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    Posted 09-29-2010 at 01:39 AM by Adun Adun is offline
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