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Hobo with a banjo

Posted 09-24-2010 at 11:23 AM by Seru
Updated 09-24-2010 at 12:30 PM by Seru
Like many humans when I'm hungry and low on money I'll head on down to McDonalds and grab some dinner.

Last night right out on the sidewalk at McDonalds, was a man playing a banjo. Like many would I immediatly thought of "squeal like a pig" so I was going to turn around and walk away, till I remembered I had a coupon for a free smoothie with a purchase of McNuggets. I never turn down a free smoothie, so I trekked on.

I quickly zipped passed the hobo, and got some McNuggets to go. As I began to walk by the man still playing his banjo, I noticed he was playing "can't want to be king" from the lion king. So naturally I stood there and watched, a few second into the performance he noticed I was watching and looked up at me with a grin.

"Would you like to make love with me on the side walk?" He asked me gently. The odor of cheap whiskey and halitosis mix really well I may add. This scent created the most attractive frown on my face you could ever imagine.

My dad always taught me that hobos will use many tricks in order to obtain some change. So I decided to call his bluff, I took a step forward and acted as if i was about to lift my shirt off and said "Let's do this." (In no way would I ever had gone through with it...)

I noticed he had spilled the change he had collected onto the pavement and began to spell out L o v. He stared at me and I realized he didn't have enough for an e. I felt like a complete douche (thanks dad for lying to me). He quickly forgave my rude action as I gave him the change I used to pay for the nuggets.

I still feel pretty bad for how I acted towards him, I offered him my free smoothie but he told me berries gives him the runs. At least he left me with some pleasant information.

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  1. TheHYBIRD's Avatar
    ...... I dunno if I should laugh, or feel shame or... I- uh... SO CONFUSED!
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    Posted 09-24-2010 at 11:27 AM by TheHYBIRD TheHYBIRD is offline
  2. Seru's Avatar
    just leave the feelings of shame to me :<
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    Posted 09-24-2010 at 12:23 PM by Seru Seru is offline
  3. Torikakae's Avatar
    You should've given him the Nuggets. The McDonalds logo on its side would make a fine "E"~
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    Posted 09-24-2010 at 06:51 PM by Torikakae Torikakae is offline
  4. Javier's Avatar
    At least you gave him the change. I avoid hobos at all costs :/
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    Posted 09-24-2010 at 07:18 PM by Javier Javier is offline
  5. SOC's Avatar
    LOLOLOLOL. Way too awesome.

    You're from Kentucky! You should be used to banjo hobos by now!
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    Posted 09-27-2010 at 08:38 AM by SOC SOC is offline
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