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[Story] The Drake Who Forgot How to Fly

Posted 12-10-2008 at 02:14 PM by Sephie
The Drake Who Forgot How to Fly
by: Sephie

Once upon a time there lived a Drake.
One day, the Drake said to an Ice Spirit “I forgot how to fly, and so many adventurers are coming in now! I have to eat them instead of just burning them with my fire trail which I’ve always wondered about.”
The wise Ice Spirit replied “What’s so bad about eating them? Humans are full of nutrients and water!”
“Their bones always get stuck and I end up choking on them and have to spit them out.”
“Oh I see. Well then, just smack them with your wings.”
“But then their rotting carcass stinks up my lair. I can’t do evil things when it smells.”
“Sucks to be you.” said the Ice Spirit, ending the conversation.
The next day, an Eir decided to go Drake hunting, and came across the Drake who forgot how to fly.
“Oh cool! It’s not flapping it’s wings!!” she exclaimed, excited at the thought of not getting killed.
The Drake heard this and sighed, falling to the floor, pouting. “How to fly?” he groaned.
“… It’s so cute!” the Eir said, staring at it. She felt bad for the Drake and pulled out a book.
‘How2Fly for Dummies’
The Drake reached for it and read it.
‘Flap your wings a lot like a birdy. Imagine a bird flying above you and you want to catch it, destroy it and eat it. Chase it around.’
He did as it said and he started to fly! The Eir clapped, happy she could help. All of a sudden it flew down and smiled.
The Eir smiled back.
The Drake continued smiling.
The Eir continued smiling too.
They kept smiling.
And smiling.
And smiling.
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And smiling.
And smiling.
And smiling.
And smiling.
And then….
CHOMP
The drake bit her head off and kicked her remains into a pit.
“THIS IS LUNIA!!” he exclaimed.
The End.

Got bored while doing Drake.

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  1. m1s3ri's Avatar
    oplz
    dragons do not bite ppl, every1 noes that
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    Posted 12-10-2008 at 11:51 PM by m1s3ri m1s3ri is offline
  2. Sephie's Avatar
    orly?
    id beg to differ.
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    Posted 12-13-2008 at 02:55 PM by Sephie Sephie is offline
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