Hi everyone.

I was recently hired as a deli clerk at a local supermarket, and honestly some customers I want to punch in the face.

"Can I get a pound of ham?"

welp, let's see. We have Big Y and World Classics brand, and each has about five flavors, then we have domestic hams and imported hams, and there's about 5 more of those.

I mean, I'm sure it's worse because I'm new but we have everything on display. Is it so hard to look and pick out exactly what...

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There's a reason why it's called a "free response" section, and that's because I'm free to respond to the question however I see fit. I chose dinosaurs and Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe."