So I have to take care of my dad's boss's chiuaua for a week.

Only problem:

He likes to hump legs/arms. Mainly males Dx

Is there anything I can do to... well calm him down? I just feel like this week is going to be super awkward

when it starts to degenerate to:

"I take AP XYZ courses, which, you should all know, show how smart I am."

"God, I have sooooooooooooo much work to do, because I am such a busy person. This is soooooo hard for me to finish."

"By the way, did I mention which classes I'm taking? You should know that these are ADVANCED LEVEL classes which show what kind of ADVANCED STUDENT I am."

tautology etc

Hormones, "love struck", you name it, I feel sick with it o///o

Heh, as a human I am constantly attracted to the hot guys at my school lol Dx I know I can't have most since they're straight, the rest are uber busy w/ school/jobs etc.

Kinda hurts, but I have priorities too. I wish I had advice to deal with everything, if having crushes is a normal part for anyone's life and accepting when you can't have someone lol.

Like this guy Maciah, he's...

http://erkie.github.com/

So, college is treating me pretty well. And by "treating me pretty well" I mean "Threatening to stab me repeatedly, beat me almost to a pulp, and harpoon my remains to a cliff." But hey, those are just threats, and not yet actual actions, so I'm still fine. But what I really mean is that I can already see myself procrastinating on homework and such, which leads to me saying "ah screw it" and not doing any assignments at all, which is the retarded behavior that led to...