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Will Smith's Bio

Posted 10-04-2008 at 10:03 PM by Poople
"The following is the tale about a turbulent time in my life, in which everything I had known seemingly became topsy-turvy. So, if you have a moment, I would like to take this opportunity to tell you the story of how I became the proprietor of a lavish Bel-Air estate.

I grew up in West Philadelphia, and spent most of my waking hours on the playgrounds of my locale. After school my friends and I would wind down by scrimmaging on the basketball court on campus. Oh, we would have such a gay time! But all of a sudden, we were approached by a few hoodlums and a scuffle broke out. My mother feared the worst, and insisted that it would be better for me to move in with some relatives on the west coast rather than risk any further incidents.

I objected, and put up a struggle for a few days, but it was of no use, and soon I was off. Along with my plane ticket, I also brought along a personal stereo, because I figured that I might as well make the best of the situation. For some reason i ended up in first class seating, which was much different than anything that I had been accustomed to previously. The situation was so suave, that they even took the liberty of serving my orange juice in a champagne glass. I thought to myself, I could get used to this Bel-Air lifestyle, and began to dream about the luxuries which awaited me upon my arrival. But then I had second thoughts. I began to have reservations that my humble background and ruffian lifestyle might ostracize me socially from my economically elite peers. I finally decided that there was nothing I could do to change that at the moment, and I would just have to wait and see what happens when I got there, and try to remain positive. I held hope that they would be prepared for my over-the-top bravado and boisterous personality!

When my plane finally landed I nearly had an incident with the law. When I came out of the terminal, a police officer was waiting for me, holding a placard with my name on it. Rather than risk being incarcerated on my first day in a new city, I proceeded to move to the exits with haste, as to not arouse any suspicions. I summoned a taxi-cab, and when it came into view, I noticed that it had quite a few idiosyncrasies, including a custom license plate reading "FRESH," and a pair of novelty fuzzy dice hanging from the driver's rear view mirror. I thought for a moment, as to the immense odds that I would have such an escort on this occasion, perhaps indicating something of an omen, but quickly quashed that notion, as I had more important business to attend to. I bid that my journey continue, and commanded the driver to proceed onward to my final destination.

I finally arrived at my new home about a quarter before 8 PM, and it was none to soon; the aromatic assault given off by my driver had become unbearable, and I figured that I could put off on that particular olfactory sensation until another day. I bid my hygienically challenged friend adieu, and took a brief survey of my new home. I took this opportunity to reflect on the trials and tribulations of my journey, thus far, and was thankful for my safe arrival. I was now ready to face my destiny, and take my place as the social celebrity of this auspicious community."

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  1. PedroRomero's Avatar
    lol nice
    Posted 10-06-2008 at 07:34 PM by PedroRomero PedroRomero is offline
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