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Things that make little sense but make us lol

Posted 05-22-2011 at 10:53 AM by Metty
Updated 05-26-2011 at 07:56 PM by Metty
I'm currently playing a Fury Warrior. This means I can dualwield two-handed weapons. I was using two axes from Throne of Tides.
The stats:
Quote:
Whitefin Axe
Binds when picked up
Two-Hand Axe
1116 - 1675 Damage Speed 3.60
(387.6 damage per second)
+212 Strength
+319 Stamina
Durability 100 / 100
Requires Level 78
Item Level 308
Equip: Increases your critical strike rating by 152 (3.83% @ L78).
Equip: Increases your haste rating by 124 (4.38% @ L78).
I had had these since about 2 hours after hitting level 80 on my warrior and getting into the dungeon. I was in Stonecore at level 83 when the two handed sword I have been after finally dropped.
Stats:
Quote:
Sword of the Bottomless Pit
Binds when picked up
Two-Hand Sword
1269 - 1905 Damage Speed 3.80
(417.6 damage per second)
+229 Strength
+343 Stamina
Durability 100 / 100
Requires Level 81
Item Level 316
Equip: Increases your haste rating by 153 (3.55% @ L81).
Equip: Increases your mastery rating by 153 (2.54 @ L81).
I won the roll for it against our paladin tank. Now, I understand that not all tanks quest as tanks and thus like to have a two-hander. What resulted however, was highly amusing to me.
Quote:
Tank: warr y did u take sword it bad 4 u
Me: It has better stats, damage, and mastery than my axes plus I'm fury.
Tank: axe giv u expertize
Me: The small amount it gives is nothing compared to the sword plus I can reforge or gem if I need to.
Tank: fkn ninja noob i not tank 4 him
Healer: bye
DPS 1: bye
DPS 2: bye
Tank has been votekicked from the group.

Such an amusing two days.

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