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can you tell the difference between a rapist and a men's magazine

Posted 07-12-2012 at 07:31 PM by mamoru
because apparently, not a lot of people can

1. There's a certain way you can tell that a girl wants to have sex . . . The way they dress, they flaunt themselves.

2. Some girls walk around in short-shorts . . . showing their body off . . . It just starts a man thinking that if he gets something like that, what can he do with it?

3. A girl may like anal sex because it makes her feel incredibly naughty and she likes feeling like a dirty slut. If this is the case, you can try all sorts of humiliating acts to help live out her filthy fantasy.

4. Mascara running down the cheeks means they've just been crying, and it was probably your fault . . . but you can cheer up the miserable beauty with a bit of the old in and out.

5. What burns me up sometimes about girls is ****-teasers. They lead a man on and then shut him off right there.

6. Filthy talk can be such a turn on for a girl . . . no one wants to be shagged by a mouse . . . A few compliments won't do any harm either . . . ‘I bet you want it from behind you dirty *****' . . .

7. You know girls in general are all right. But some of them are *****es . . . The *****es are the type that . . . need to have it stuffed to them hard and heavy.

8. Escorts . . . they know exactly how to turn a man on. I've given up on girlfriends. They don't know how to satisfy me, but escorts do.

9. You'll find most girls will be reluctant about going to bed with somebody or crawling in the back seat of a car . . . But you can usually seduce them, and they'll do it willingly.

10. There's nothing quite like a woman standing in the dock accused of murder in a sex game gone wrong . . . The possibility of murder does bring a certain frisson to the bedroom.

11. Girls ask for it by wearing these mini-skirts and hotpants . . . they're just displaying their body . . . Whether they realise it or not they're saying, ‘Hey, I've got a beautiful body, and it's yours if you want it.'

12. You do not want to be caught red-handed . . . go and smash her on a park bench. That used to be my trick.

13. Some women are domineering, but I think it's more or less the man who should put his foot down. The man is supposed to be the man. If he acts the man, the woman won't be domineering.

14. I think if a law is passed, there should be a dress code . . . When girls dress in those short skirts and things like that, they're just asking for it.

15. Girls love being tied up . . . it gives them the chance to be the helpless victim.

16. I think girls are like plasticine, if you warm them up you can do anything you want with them.

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  1. Torikakae's Avatar
    I don't read men's magazines for obvious reasons :P
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    Posted 07-13-2012 at 12:02 AM by Torikakae Torikakae is offline
  2. Ascherit's Avatar
    this was highly informative A++
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    Posted 07-13-2012 at 02:47 PM by Ascherit Ascherit is offline
  3. Almora's Avatar
    This gave me a terrible nightmare last night. ;A; Of all the things I did throughout the day, my brain had to choose this to summarize.
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    Posted 07-13-2012 at 11:55 PM by Almora Almora is offline
  4. mamoru's Avatar
    aw =[ i didn't want to give nightmares. i just thought this was a sickening reflection on society's treatment of women.. especially how "normal" straight doods tend to side with the rapists' quotes here more often. notice how most of the quotes don't refer to the actual women as "women' but as "girls"
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    Posted 07-14-2012 at 12:14 AM by mamoru mamoru is offline
  5. Almora's Avatar
    It's not your fault xD

    And yeah I noticed after reading the first few of them. ALL of them are pretty degrading. Hurray for a patriarchal society, not. Women will never be on equal footing with men dajkdjdhafihyoeif.

    Closest encounter with a pervert/rapist was probably a few years ago walking home with my sister and a stalker at school this year. Thank gosh the cops were close by for the first one and the second one, I have no idea what happened to him. Ah what a scary world.
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    Posted 07-14-2012 at 03:21 AM by Almora Almora is offline
 
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