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If My Son...

Posted 06-28-2013 at 11:23 PM by Esper
"IF MY SON WERE GAY, ID SLAP HIM WITH A NICE HIGH FIVE.
BECAUSE COMING OUT TO YOUR DAD,
TAKES BALLS THAT MOST MEN DONT HAVE.

IF MY SON WERE GAY, ID BEAT THE HELL OUT OF HIM.
BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS BETTER THAN ME AT SUPER SMASH.
(HE BASICALLY WAS ASKING FOR ME TO KICK HIS ASS.)

IF MY SON WERE GAY, ID KICK HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE.
BECAUSE WHY WASTE JUNE ON VIDEO GAMES, WHEN THERE ARE
SPORTS TO BE PLAYED? AND JUST BECAUSE HE LIKES MAKING OUT
WITH BOYS, DOESNT MEAN HE CANT TACKLE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM, TOO.

IF MY SON WERE GAY, ID CALL HIM A DOUCHE.
BUT ONLY BECAUSE THIS MORNING, HE ATE THE
LAST PEANUT BUTTER CUP IN THE HOUSE.
(THE JERK KNOWS THEYRE MY FAVORITE.)

IF MY SON WERE GAY, ID STILL GIVE HIM THE TALK.
I JUST WOULDNT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A BABY IN NINE MONTHS.

IF MY SON WERE GAY, ID MAKE FUN OF WHAT HE WEARS.
BECAUSE DAMN, SON, THOSE HEELS DONT GO WITH THAT DRESS.

IF MY SON WERE GAY, ID TELL HIM TO BE PROUD.
BECAUSE YOURE HUMAN NO MATTER THE
GENDER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR MOUTH.

IF MY SON WERE GAY, NOTHING WOULD BE DIFFERENT AT ALL.
EXCEPT THAT TWENTY YEARS DOWN THE LINE,
ILL BE EXPECTING A HANDSOME SON-IN-LAW."


- Nishat Ahmed

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  1. MintyVampire's Avatar
    I fking love this.
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    Posted 07-04-2013 at 10:05 PM by MintyVampire MintyVampire is offline
  2. kmelfina's Avatar
    Just lol. Had me going for a sec.
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    Posted 07-29-2013 at 11:39 AM by kmelfina kmelfina is offline
 
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