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Pharoe 02-20-2010 07:45 AM

Imaginary mercenaries
 
Hey guys, I was wondering, if you could create mercenaries, how would they be?

Well, I've created one myself... the great.... GO GO BOY MERCENARY! :py24:


-Handsome guy that uses his own body as a weapon!
-More money will drop whenever he is in your party.
-His normal attack will affect only one enemy as he hits enemies using a pelvic thrust attack. Will hit for extra damage depending on sexual orientation (will explain this later on with skills).


->Skills:

-Love Path S/G (Passive skill): You will have to choose your mercenary's sexual orientation, he can be either straight or gay, yea, really.

If he is straight he will deal extra damage to females (normal hits) and will be able to learn the following skills:
- (S) Hot Moves: all girls in the opposing team will be confused and will start hitting their own party's men. They will first attack the ugliest, then will move on to the better looking ones. This means, they will ALWAYS kill the monk first. Lasts from 1 to 3 turns (depending on skill level and upgrades).
- (S) Hey Babe: the Go Go Boy mercenary will start talking to the girls in the opposing team. They will sleep for 2 turns when he starts talking about his gym routine (Success rate based on skill level).

If he is gay he will deal extra damage to males (normal hits) and will be able to learn the following skills:
-(G) Disco Fever: a giant disco ball appears and all male mercenaries of the enemy team will start dancing frantically, hitting themselves in the process. Lasts from 1 to 3 turns (depending on skill level and upgrades).
-(G) Rainbow Blessing: heals all male mercenaries in your team and hits the females in the enemy's party too. The rainbow will last for 2 turns. (% of life recovered and amount of damage given based on skill level).


Against monsters with no sex (or at least not a clear one) it will hit as if th:py46:ey were male (if Love Path G) or female (if Love Path S).

Ok, what about you guys?

Shiki 02-20-2010 04:37 PM

Quote:

-Handsome guy that uses his own body as a weapon!
-More money will drop whenever he is in your party.
-His normal attack will affect only one enemy as he hits enemies using a pelvic thrust attack. Will hit for extra damage depending on sexual orientation (will explain this later on with skills).
Pixel manmeat, yes.

Dook 02-20-2010 04:45 PM

What the Pharoe?

How would this merc work against monsters? xD

Also, Hot Moves won't work against Dookoon cuz he's much too sexy for pain.

boomsticky 02-20-2010 05:09 PM

You know Pharoe, all the mercs are usually named after someone important.

Therefore, who is your merc representing as...if I dare ask...

Pharoe 02-20-2010 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dook (Post 1162377)
What the Pharoe?

How would this merc work against monsters? xD

Also, Hot Moves won't work against Dookoon cuz he's much too sexy for pain.

Against monsters with no sex (or at least not a clear one) it will hit as if they were male (if Love Path G) or female (if Love Path S).


Go Go Boy mercenary loves all. :py33:


And boomy, I was clearly inspired by rip's seduction skills.

ZelosZalis 02-20-2010 06:57 PM

Fabio [Hero I]

Javier 02-20-2010 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pharoe (Post 1162451)

And boomy, I was clearly inspired by rip's seduction skills.

??????????????:psyduck:

Pharoe 02-20-2010 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Javier (Post 1162460)
??????????????:psyduck:


You should be happy. ;o;


And where are your own creations? :py01:

Shiki 02-21-2010 03:19 AM

A rainbow unicorn as a beastmater summon.

Anymore from me,this thread will be sent into random.

Pharoe 02-21-2010 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shikisaurus (Post 1162698)
A rainbow unicorn as a beastmater summon.

Anymore from me,this thread will be sent into random.


Go Go Boy mercenary (G) receives double the damage. Witch too. :py33:

Javier 02-21-2010 04:48 PM

This thread is now about Pharoe's perverted mind.

I blame Fineti :py53:

Sodacan 02-21-2010 05:04 PM

Dual shield merc ftw. Melee type. Provoke skill that works on a row at level 100 upgrade. EPIC TANK, yes?

Shirakani 02-21-2010 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boomsticky (Post 1162390)
You know Pharoe, all the mercs are usually named after someone important.

Therefore, who is your merc representing as...if I dare ask...

Fineti, of course. :py55:

Chibiursa 02-21-2010 09:45 PM

Ahahahha that merc is IMBA... Anyways still waiting for the Himiko to be released, better if you put a weapon on your merc the body is not considered as a weapon I think..ahahaha

boomsticky 02-21-2010 11:18 PM

A Martial Arts merc would be kinda neat. High AP, High Accuracy, Low Dmg., Medium Low Def.

TheRhymenoceros 02-22-2010 04:06 AM

Dual axe wielding merc. I CAN HAS BEOWULF???!!1!11!!!!11!!!!1111!

Shirakani 02-22-2010 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhymie (Post 1163639)
Dual axe wielding merc. I CAN HAS BEOWULF???!!1!11!!!!11!!!!1111!

Complete with 'sleeping with ur wife' action. :py16:

Javier 02-22-2010 11:21 PM

Forget mercenaries, where's my Monk (Main)? :py04:

Shirakani 02-22-2010 11:50 PM

Monk main + DMF in PvP...

...GG? :jj:

Javier 02-23-2010 12:10 AM

Seth'd triple monk back row with monk main in the middle and witch in front of him for maximum power.

**** yeah :py53:


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