Originally Posted by Kenzor
"...the sugar will mix with the urine causing a chemical reaction, then your man-berries will explode" - by random doctor character in Gintama
"Kiyomaru's not here yet cuz he's uh... he's pooping right now! Yeah... Its a really big one, big like an anaconda! And it keeps flowing out like gold fish poop!" ~ Konjiku no Gashu Bell <3 It was like, on the first episode of the anime/first few chapters of the manga, and its still so epic.
"Gintoki: I don't know what kind of dirty thoughts are going through your mind Shinpachi, but this is the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.
Kagura: I'm disgusted by you, from now on whenever I'm around, don't direct a single thing to me, Shinpachi." ~ Gintama lulz