A chicken was walking around a farm one day, when he stumbled upon a strange creature.
"Hello" said the mysterious being.
"Uh.. h-hi?" replied the cautiously chicken, "W-what are you?"
"Me? I am a keyboard. A talking keyboard. Would you... like to try a banana?" offered the menace-looking keyboard.
"Mommy told me not to take things from strangers", retorted the chicken.
"Oh really? This banana can grant you power beyond your imagination. Just one bite.. and you'll have the ability to create multiple copies of yourself", smirked the keyboard.
"R-really?" said the amazed, yet worried chicken.
"Yes.. just one bite. That's all", said the keyboard.
"Well, I suppose one bite can't hurt" said the chicken as he took the banana from the keyboard.
The chicken took a bite of the banana, and soon afterward, his stomach was grumbling very violently. His anus felt like it was in raging flames. He quickly waddled his way to the bathroom and unleashed Armageddon into a bottle.
"UGUUUUU!" screamed the chicken in pain.
And PLOP! An egg was made.