Originally Posted by Justice
The Ambiguous nun walked into a students dorm. It was a mess. The nun called the student into the office and chastised her. The nun said that messy rooms could cause photon imbalances which could heavily affect the neutron stabilizers placed around the school. The bureaucracy had them installed after a pimp tried to create an anti electronic influx in order to pick up students from the school.
While filming the summer's hottest new movies, a dead warrior rose from his grave to munch on fresh carrots. Congress attempted to ban the movie for gore but the bill ended in filibuster. Watch for "The Undead", the new Quinten Tarentino film summer of 2010!