Originally Posted by NoeJeko
One wonderful morning, a simpleton chicken rejected the existence of the sun. He gathered a cult of followers and began to praise the existence of Cluckra, the Chicken Sun God. To prove their loyalty the chicken cult stripped themselves of all their feathers and ran head-first into a fiery oven. I had a great dinner.
The Ambiguous nun walked into a students dorm. It was a mess. The nun called the student into the office and chastised her. The nun said that messy rooms could cause photon imbalances which could heavily affect the neutron stabilizers placed around the school. The bureaucracy had them installed after a pimp tried to create an anti electronic influx in order to pick up students from the school.