what ._. how dare u! u live in the same time zone...
anyway... is forbidden (learns something new everyday) a paper or scissors? Personally, if its scissors... i wouldnt use it unless its deflecting beam does some good dmg ._. Homing missles have splash while beam doesnt =(
-edit- If it has fortress or anything like it, i'd probably use it as a scissor =)
I can imagine however... this thing in the back shooting some weird poo poo lasers and annoying everyone ._.