My Awsome book idea!
Ok, Title: Private timmy turtles quest to defeat the neo nazi gekos.
Ok Timmy turtle joins the national turtle army to stop the neo nazi gekos lead by Gekocon zool (<--- Bad guy. =P)
Ok first page... He gets laid, Yeah hot turtle on turtle action (Going away to war type thing)
Second page... He gets killed and gutted by the neo nazi gekos but the story gos on with out him becuase Timmy would want it like that damnit!
Well havent realy got past that... but I'll make the cover look like a kids book to horrify little children and motheres who don't check books before they buy them.
O There will be cookies and a jedi...
Now If I could only remember where I left my motivation...