I can't really cook well. I'm 12, 13 tomorrow, so I never really had to cook, but meh. I can cook breakfast foods...that's basically it. And I merge really weird things that don't actually require the stove/oven/microwave.
I can cook...
-Rice w. onions thrown randomly in for no reason.
-Instant Noodles durr.
-Sunny Side Up Eggs (soft-boiled eggs)
-Hard Boiled Eggs
Since this is a recipe thread, I'll make a recipe consisting of things everyone probably knows how to make.
Spicy Sunny Side Up Eggs, Fruit Salad
1. Get eggs, a stove, and a pan. And PAM spray so the eggs are easier to flip. Set stove to Medium (but my stove is fail so ionno??) wait a short while, crack 2 eggs, wait.
2. When pan starts to sizzle and the bottom solidifies, flip, don't fail, wait.
3. Turn off stove after a minute or so. If you wait too long, it defeats the purpose of a Sunny Side Up egg, because the yolk solidifies and it's weird to eat.
4. ADD PEPPARZ AND SPICEZZ.
5. Collect 3-4 strawberries, 12-15 grapes, and some blueberries. Gather everything but the former into a bowl; the former you will chop into pieces and then add to the bowl.
6. Get Orange Juice.
7. Don't get salmonella.
Avarice, AKA ByakuyaZ.
Last edited by Avarice; 07-18-2008 at 02:17 PM.