What do you want people to say? Looks like you spent a lot of time on it but pretty much everything detailed in the guide should be second nature to people who PvP regularly. Your guide deals with the simplest of mind games. If your opponent has any semblance of skill, much of this would be obsolete.
"If someone asks you whether or not you're ticklish, it doesn't matter what you say, they're gonna touch you. If you don't wanna be touched, you gotta say something like, 'I have diarrhea. And yes, I'm very ticklish.'"