I thought it was clear I was being sarcastic by the "Oh noes!". The more skilled players there are, the more interesting PvP will be. Bring it on!
"If someone asks you whether or not you're ticklish, it doesn't matter what you say, they're gonna touch you. If you don't wanna be touched, you gotta say something like, 'I have diarrhea. And yes, I'm very ticklish.'"