My name is Nicol Bolas, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are weak, dumb, lesser beings who spend every second of their day sucking up to others. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even seen a Planeswalker? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than the Phyrexian Invasion on Dominaria.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I'm the oldest being in the universe, and one of the five elder dragons. What can you do, other than “Suck Planeswalker ****”? I'm also a master of Red, Black, and Blue magic, and have banging hot slaves, (They just did my bidding; Shit was SO mana.). You are all worthless beings who should just become my slaves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and one of my slaves.