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Scientists:
Science is the least respected form of magic, and that's if you consider it magic at all. Most scientists also consider themselves philosophers, some even doctors. The basis of science is irrational. Science supposes that the entire universe can be studied, that all things in the universe consist of base particles that aren't magic, and that there's a "scientific explanation" for everything. So far, no scientist has been able to describe what "scientific explanations" are.

Science runs mostly on limited fuel sources. Scientists are obsessed with finite things are, despite sometimes referring to the even more fringe form of magic called "maths" which has a completely infinite fuel source called "numbers". Numbers are actually used on a daily basis by most people in the world, but you may have never known what they were actually called until now.

Scientists love automatons almost as much as they love explosions. Automatons are autonomous much like golems but they're made of metals. They run on limited fuel sources and cannot think on their own. The Imperial Imperious Army has actually enlisted a force that consists entirely of automatons, so there is at least one group of people in the world that are willing to employ scientists, even though they could just hire a wizard and get their money's worth and then some.

It may seem as though we are being hard on scientists, and the truth is that we are. Science has no actual basis in reality. Scientists spend their time testing things, and they are so obsessed with logic that they never get anything done. In the time it takes for a scientist to make one automaton, an amateur wizard could make ninety functioning golems. Science spreads belief in such absurd concepts as metallic horses that somehow travel faster than normal horses, and metallic phoenixes that can fly into space - because there's totally air up there - and don't commit suicide each year by exploding. It's absolutely ridiculous. If you enjoy science, we guess it's okay, but just realize your wasting your time and possibly other people's on something that is pure fantasy.