I finally found two things that make my life more complete:
1) The style of (digital) art I like is called watercolor. The hunt has ended.
2) George Orwell's rules to writing are a godsend. All these years, I thought it was me, nope. Now I see why. IT'S NOT MY FAULT, BUT THEIRS. Breaking all the rules.
"I just deciphered your word salad into a sentence, *****." Read Russel Baker's Little Red Riding Hood Revisited. You'll see what bad writing is. I'm looking especially at you POLITICAL AND SCIENTIFIC WRITER BADDIES
I finished writing the rough draft, ENGLISH FINAL I'M RDY. \o/