Originally Posted by Kongro
Folks, now here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher,
She was a red-hot hootchie-cootcher,
She was the roughest, toughest frail,
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale.
There once was a lady as round as a ball
She was 4ft wide and 4ft tall.
Then one day she fell down a hill
And as far as I know she is rolling still.