Where the hell did you get your definition from?
Meaning:The biggest douche-bag you will ever meet. He has long greasy hair, and wears a douche-y trench coat that everyone makes fun of him about. He's a closet WOW-aholic, and refuses to own up to the fact that his computer gets more action than he ever will. He is very anti-social, often choosing the socialization of COD or other idiosincratic video games and computer games over the attractive girl who wants to take him out and actually spend time with him. Will also randomly ditch people in the middle of awkward social gatherings to go and play video games while not inviting their friend who knows nobody at the event. An all around ******* who deserves to be shot.