OH MY GOD LOL'ing
Dude Looks Like A Lady: Tengu, Rabana, Siam, and a good chunk of the NPC cast.
BFS: Some of the two-handed swords are larger than the characters wielding them.
Convection Schmonvection: Not only does the lava not hurt you unless you touch it, but you can sit in it and recover HP faster than you can lose it.
Everything Trying To Kill You: Any and every enemy after the new player area IS aggressive, and WILL mob you to death. And let's not forget the variety of enemies that range from malevolent dolls to sentient, ambulatory food.
Groin Attack: Used by the Nutcracker enemies.
Improbable Weapon User: Bards use guitars, Sorcerers fight with orbs, Engineers fight with toolboxes, Maestros fight with conductor's batons.
LaTale @ OGP
LeArc; 197/RW - HeIix; 195/194 Duelist/Judgment
CrashLove; 140/Bard - Grantz; 80/Sorc
Dissention; 180/Dragoon - Xileh; 170 Strider
Elisevetyl; 121/Templar - TheFameMonster; 80/Guardian
PrettyH8Machine; 40/Engineer - ????; ??/??
I'm sort of back, I think. I don't know.
Last edited by Sephiroth; 02-27-2011 at 10:47 PM.