15) best paladin / best meat shield
16) Any mentally challenged child with 3G can make a guild
17) All the cool items ditch you after 3 days.
18) Your sprite will eventually get tired of your abusive ass and ditch you.
19) All merchants are blubbernauts.
20) Entering a goblin/troll camp with a white flag is not enough to avoid rape.
Last edited by Adair; 11-09-2010 at 08:39 AM.