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12-08-2009   #46 (permalink)
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LOL Saph's luck is >9k. Too good, dood.

Also yes, that feeling is weird.

"So if I combine any of my skills together to form a combo, I can deliver a heap of damage along with my elemental status that boosts my power by 500. It truly is awesome."

"What's a combo?"





So anyway... Today, after getting off the bus from school, I was walking down the street through my neighborhood with all the other kids at my bus stop. Suddenly, some shrimp of a kid comes up, holding a dead squirrel. >_> This is kinda how the conversation went from there:

Random dood: "... Hey, is that a squirrel?"
Every girl at the bus stop: "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Random dood #2: "Is that real?"
Random dood #3: "Is it alive?"
Random dood #4: "Where'd you get that?"
Random dood #5: "Did you kill it?"
Random dood #6: "YOU'RE GONNA GET RABIES"

Meanwhile, the kid just stayed quiet. According to him, it wasn't real, and it was alive... and he found it in the street (I know, right?)... He was stroking it's fur and holding it tightly in his arms as if it were a toy. He would pull at it's tail to make it's head bob up and down.

A little later, some of the Junior girls go up to him and this happens:

Chick: "PUT THE SQUIRREL DOWN, KID. YOU'RE GONNA GET RABIES"
Kid: "NO!!!!!!"
Chick: "YOU'RE A FREAK"
Kid: "LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!"
Chick: "I HOPE YOU DIE YOU LITTLE FREAK. HAVE FUN WITH YOUR RABIES"
(I used caps to emphasize yelling)

They part ways after passing each others' streets etc., etc... And then one of the guys who ride my bus pointed out that there was a police car outside the kid's house.
Kid: "How do the cops know where I live?!"

He immediately chucked the squirrel into a nearby bush and proceeded to walk home.

Random dood: "Just tell the cops: 'I didn't kill the squirrel'."

The kid believed he was in trouble at that point. Needless to say, this made my day.